It’s Thanksgiving at the Radwells! Our beloved Chanel is meeting Chad’s parents, and they are…everything but welcoming. After Chanel tells Chad that “gravity” killed Hester, Chad demands to see the body. And surprise, surprise — the body is gone! Called it! I knew Hester wasn’t dead. If anything, Hester claims that the fall may have cured her scoliosis, as I had predicted.
If you think Chad can be brutally honest and even rude sometimes, wait until you meet his family. It’ll explain a lot. Chad is actually the most polite of the bunch, if you can call his remarks and self-absorbed attitude “polite.”
Seriously, Chanel is hit with insult after insult. But you already know our girl Chanel is having none of it! The first straw was when Chad’s father offered Chanel $50,000 to never speak to Chad again. But Chanel didn’t put her foot down until the abuse turned towards Hester. That’s right, she showed up at the dinner, proudly claiming that she is carrying Chad’s “seed.”
Chad’s mother, “Bunny,” calls Chanel and Hester “gold-digging hoochies” and tells Hester that her stomach is just bloated, calling her a “poo belly.” The night leads the family to a game of Pictionary, and the phrase that Chad’s brother, Thad, is doing is: neckbrace whore. Chanel stands up, tells the Radwells how horrible they are, and apologizes to Hester for having to sit through their insults and for pushing her down the stairs. It’s a very cute moment that proves Chanel does have a soft side and can be a caring person. The two sisters then head back to the Kappa house aka their home.
Another family we meet is Number Three’s frozen TV dinner obsessed family. This scene is pretty sad, as it’s obvious that there is no love for No. 3. Her only family really are her Kappa sisters. Number Three storms off back to KKT. Number Five also cuts her family trip short. We don’t see her story, but she tells the others that her family forgot to inform her they had left on vacation.
With everyone at the table, it’s time to say grace! Not! Munsch instead decides to play a game — who is the serial killer? Everyone seems to have a different theory, which we all love, but it does add to the mystery of who the Red Devil is.
Dean Munsch thinks it is Number Three, Three thinks it’s Dean Munsch, and Wes puts his finger on Grace. That was a shocker! How are you going to accuse your own daughter in front of everyone? Pete turns the table around on Wes, claiming that he thinks it’s Wes that is behind all of this and not Grace.
Even more shocking is the fact that Pete conducted a DNA test which resulted in the revelation that Boone is (was) Wes’ son! Grace and Boone are (were) half-siblings! To me, this makes Grace look a bit more suspicious. Either it’s Boone’s twin killing everyone, or Grace is helping her half-siblings.
Time for some turkey! But, wait — where is everyone off to? Seconds before the turkey is brought out, everyone seems to disappear for a bit before returning. Three says she was checking on the turkey, Zayday claims to have checked in on the timer, Wes and Grace were upstairs discussing the Boone reveal, Munsch went to freshen up, and Three and Five brought out the turkey. Chanel stood up to open the platter and let out a scream — it’s Gigi’s head.
So did the Red Devil turn on both her brother and Gigi? You can’t fake a dead head, unless of course, the head is fake. Ugh, you can’t trust anyone on this show! My main two suspects, assuming that the remaining Red Devil is a girl, are Chanel Number Five and Grace.
Remember, Ryan Murphy spoiled that only “four or five” characters will survive and the rest will die, and there are still plenty of faces left!
Only three episodes after this one! Next week, Scream Queens will feature the Chanel’s Black Friday shopping. This will lead to a special two-hour finale! Scream Queens airs Tuesday nights on Fox