1st Match: Cesaro vs John Cena
Winner: John Cena
-Great kickoff match, didn't waste an inch of my time.
-Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H she thought she was ready, but she can’t go back “there”, and talks about how disappointing last week was. She says tonight needs to work and HHH reassures her, then Randy Orton comes in and says they need to talk about him not getting his title match. Orton says Roman Reigns attacked him and he got left out, then HHH says he could change the Summerslam main event but he won’t do it. HHH says Reigns cost Orton a title match and a lot more, so Orton can take him out because he won’t get a title shot as long as Reigns is around. Orton says he will take Reigns out, but now he has a problem with Kane, too. Oops! Oh No!
-Let's talk about the Paige/AJ frenemy relationship.... riiiiiight after this. Paige comes out and says she is setting the record straight, and AJ is still her best friend in the world. She says last week she was wrong, and she crossed the line, but she saw AJ as someone who took her title. She says she will never do that again, then AJ comes out and says she gets it, and she knows how Paige is feeling right now. AJ says she will talk crap to Paige’s face like a real woman, then Paige says she is a real friend and AJ is crazy if she doesn’t believe her. AJ asks what she said and Paige apologizes for the oversight, then takes a subtle dig and says she wouldn’t make fun of mental health. AJ says it’s OK and it happens, then she tackles Paige and punches her a few times before throwing her out on the floor. AJ tackles her into the barricade and whips her, but Paige leaps over the steps and retreats and tries to tell AJ they are still friends. This is like a very awesome, yet very weird divorce in a way. Paige, AJ and that baby divas title. Yup, but still loving this feud.
-Triple H and Stephanie come out and HHH degrades the fans for laughing at Stephanie, and says none of this is funny and he can’t forgive them. He says Brie Bella started it and Stephanie was just defending herself, and it was all a misunderstanding and the charges have been dropped, except for one. HHH says Brie hasn’t dropped the battery charge, so he wants to reconcile with Brie and put this behind them, and Stephanie asks her to the ring. Chris Jericho cuts them off and says he wanted to give his condolences, then he sings the COPS theme (Bad Boys) and HHH says this isn’t funny at all. Jericho says it is, and it’s OK to be a jailbird now, because now they can rewatch the arrest segment over and over again on the WWE Network. He says he needs to give credit, in all seriousness, for HHH standing by his woman, but he wants to know why HHH didn’t leave the arena with her? Jericho says he waited until after the show to go to the jail, and he thinks HHH finally realizes Stephanie is nothing but a filthy, bottom feeding trash bag ho! HHH yells at him to knock it off and focus on Bray Wyatt, and Jericho says he is focused enough where he wants Bray in a match tonight, but HHH says he has to wait for that at Summerslam, but tonight is different. He says tonight… Seth Rollins runs out and hits him with his briefcase, then HHH says Jericho gets to face Rollins tonight. Here's what people don't understand about Chris Jericho, Triple H & Stephanie...... Jericho has been picking on Stephanie for YEARS!!!!!!! They will forever deliver. Taking it back old school, remember the segment when The Rock & Jericho were straight roasting Stephanie, because of her boob job? Yup...sighs that brought a tear to my eye.
2nd Match: The Mix/Rybaxel vs Dolph Ziggler/The Usos
Winner: Dolph Ziggler vs The Uses
3rd Match: R-Truth vs Bo Dallas
Winner: R Truth
-YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT BO-LIEVERS!!!
-Rusev and Lana come out and Lana cuts an anti-America promo, and puts down the American flag and the president. Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger cut them off and tell them to listen up, and Zeb says the American flag is real and it represents family, and memories, and pretty girls, trucks and beer! Swagger waves the flag as Zeb says they insult what he believes in every time they are in the ring, but he is here to say WE THE PEOPLE. Swagger rushes the ring and decks Rusev at the bottom of the ramp, then he slugs him a few times before Rusev throws him into the barricade. Rusev throws him in the ring and goes for the Accolade, but Swagger counters with a Patriot Lock attempt before Rusev gets away. Swagger hits him with a big boot, then Rusev tries to make another run, but Swagger clotheslines him off the apron and Rusev retreats. MERICA! Lana & Zeb are brilliant BRILLIANT!!!! Notice how Zeb & Swagger are getting put over as faces. Nice!
4th Match: Adam Rose vs Damien Sandow
Winner: Adam Rose
-That was......ummm quick. Like QuickDraw McGraw quick. Yikes!
5th Match: Roman Reigns vs Kane
Winner: No Contest
-Daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn Roman sold that beating like a boss, but let's focus on how The Viper is back! I knew Randy was teasing in his tweet from today. Well played, Randy, well damn played.
6th Match: Fandango vs Diego
Winner: Diego
-After the match, Fandango yells at Diego and the girls for celebrating, but Torito gores him off the apron and they keep dancing and celebrating. Welp.......
-Stephanie McMahon knocks on the Divas locker room and asks Nikki Bella if her sister will be there, and Nikki says Brie will be there soon. She says Brie will have plenty to say, and Stephanie tries to apologize, but Nikki says Stephanie doesn’t have to eat crap a lot, but she hopes she likes the taste of it. Why do I have this feeling that Nikki will turn on Brie? I don't know just a feeling I have.
7th Match: Natalya/Naomi vs Alicia Fox/Cameron
Winner: Natalya & Naomi
8th Match: Chris Jericho vs Seth Rollins
Winner: Chris Jericho
-YOU LITERALLY LISTEN TO US!!!!! This match is great... no wonderful.....no *raises eyebrow* Glorious. The lights go out and the Wyatts beat Jericho down in the corner. Bray hits Jericho a few more times before connecting with Sister Abigail, then the Wyatts all stare down at him as Bray taunts the crowd.
Uh-Oh!!! Bitches, awesome bitches everywhere! Stephanie McMahon comes out and talks about how embarrassing last week was, and she says it’s been really hard on her family dealing with what she did. Brie Bella comes out and tells her to stop, and Stephanie tries to make amends but Brie says she can go to hell and this is insulting. Stephanie says she will treat Nikki fairly again, and even give her a raise, so Brie says she can agree to that as long as Stephanie agrees to her demands. Brie says she wants her job back, and Stephanie says a big raise for Nikki is good, and they only need one Bella in WWE. Brie says she will see her in court, but Stephanie stops and says she can agree to Brie’s demands if she will drop all of the charges. They agree to drop everything… as long as Stephanie agrees to one more thing, then Brie tells her she wants a match at Summerslam. Stephanie says OK and thinks it’s a title match, and says she will promote it, but Brie says she wants the match with Stephanie herself. Stephanie says she can’t do it because she hasn’t competed in ten years and it’s unfair, then Brie continues to taunt her with the lawsuit and tries to leave. Stephanie begs her to stop and says she will do it if Brie drops the charges, making Brie clarify, then Stephanie reluctantly agrees and tells Brie she needs to clarify something. Stephanie looks up and slaps the hell out of Brie, knocking her off the apron, and she tells Brie she will make Brie her bitch. Brie runs in the ring and tackles her, then punches her a few times until some agents and Triple H pull them apart. I am soooo excited for this match, love these ladies so much. Hmmm still think Nikki turn heel at Summerslam.