-Here comes Randy Orton bitching saying that it's unfair that he has to defend his title at Elimination Chamber, because he's already beaten his opponents and he's going to win again. Orton says he was Batista's equal in Evolution, but he's better now and he will kick Batista's ass because he's the greatest Superstar around. The Authority cuts him off and Stephanie says Orton needs to calm down because he has a history of paranoia and blowing up, then Orton screams how it's not fair but Triple H tells him he has to think about his actions as face of WWE. He says Orton might be replaceable, and Stephanie says she can't believe she is saying it, but maybe they could even have Daniel Bryan as their face, then HHH leads a YES chant and the crowd goes crazy. Stephanie looks beautiful as ever. The crowd is going crazy chanting "CM PUNK" there is the riot. I like how The Authority seems to be winning the crowd over. Awesome!
1st Match: The Shield vs Rey Mysterio/Big E Langston/Kofi Kingston
Winner: The Shield
-Big E Langston rams Ambrose with his shoulder and Kofi armdrags him, then Ambrose backs him into the ropes for a tag but Kofi takes Rollins down with a kick. Kofi whips him and monkey flips him, then he splashes him in the corner before Reigns gets a tag and sends him into the corner. Rollins snaps Kofi's head on the ropes and goes to attack him, but Kofi breaks free and Rey connects with a hurricanrana and a kick off of the tag. Rollins gets Rey in electric chair drop position as Reigns tags in, and Rey tries to break free but Reigns clotheslines him off of Rollins' shoulders for a near fall. We get back from a break to see Rey kick Ambrose in the corner, then he gets to the corner to tag Langston, who clotheslines Rollins and takes Reigns down with a belly-to-belly suplex and a splash for two. Rollins and Ambrose break it up but Kofi splashes them and Rey sends Rollins outside, but Reigns comes back with a Superman punch as Kofi gets knocked on the apron. Reigns calls for a spear but Ambrose tags himself in, and he connects with a headlock driver and makes the cover before Reigns gets in his face and Rollins tries to keep the peace. Ooooohhhhh! The Shield is so on the verge of breaking up. The Wyatt Family appears on the Titantron and Bray says he knows The Shield are pawns, and they move around until they sacrifice themselves. He says the end is closer than they think, and he will build his empire while his enemies fall, then Harper asks if it was worth it. Harper says he's always been their king, then Rowan leans in and tells them to run before the feed cuts back out.
-Bad News Barrett calls for some decorum and says the Super Bowl was watched by millions, but the bad news is they just stuffed their faces with junk food. He says they won't survive until next year's game, then Jerry Lawler gets up and says the bad news is they hope they don't see him next week. The hell?! Lol. 3 weeks till the launch of WWE Network, also it's 2 weeks till my bday! Can't wait!
2nd Match: Christian vs Jack Swagger
Winner: Christian
-Christian kicks Swagger in the corner and backdrops him to the floor, then he dropkicks him through the ropes and sets up a slingshot splash. Swagger sidesteps him and sweeps his legs, then he rolls Christian back in but Christian fights out of a submission and kicks him. Swagger slams him in the corner for a near fall, then he hits him and heads up top but Christian kicks him on the way down and follows with a missile dropkick. Christian runs to the ropes but Swagger knees him and goes for a gutwrench slam, but Christian counters with an inverted DDT for two. Christian calls for a Killswitch but Swagger blocks it, then Christian uppercuts him and heads up top, only to have Swagger catch him on the way down. Swagger puts him in the Patriot Lock but Christian kicks him away, then Swagger goes for a Swagger Bomb but Christian kicks him away and gets a victory roll for the win.
I will be crying like hell when Christian retires & goes into the WWE Hall of Fame. He deserves it!!!
**TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
3rd Match: New Age Outlaws vs The Brotherhood
Winner: New Age Outlaws
-The crowd has been chanting CM PUNK! for awhile lol. #RAWIsPunk #WeWantPunk. THIS MATCH WAS GREAT! Cody should've left the ring, but instead he went for a insane moonsault. Okay, his wife Brandi needs to tend to Cody ASAP!!
4th Match: Titus O'Neil vs Zack Ryder
Winner: Titus O'Neil
-What?! Zack Ryder gets tv time & he has match tonight and there goes the crowd chanting CM Punk again. I LOVE THIS CROWD!!! Overall, it was an okay match.
-Fandango comes out with Summer Rae for a dance off against Santino, but Santino says they don't need to do this because he would easily win. Santino says he knows some new moves and demonstrates them, then he says Summer "Day" should compete against an audience member. Santino calls Emma into the ring and she thanks him before doing her trademark dance to some techno. Santino polls the crowd and Emma wins easily, then she dances around and hugs Santino while Summer Rae gets pissed and leaves. YES!!! The Emmalution has been televised!!!! Hahaha Fandango & Summer Rae looked her dancing like "What the heck is doing?"
6th Match: Sheamus vs Curtis Axel
Winner: Sheamus
Sheamus throws Axel across the ring and puts him in a headlock, then Axel breaks it and goes for a neckbreaker on the apron. Sheamus counters and clubs Axel's chest a few times, then he clotheslines him to the floor and slams him into the broadcast table. He rolls Axel in and whips him, but Axel knees him and sends him shoulder first into the ringpost, then he elbows him a few times and puts him in an armbar. Sheamus fights back with some rapid punches and sets up White Noise, but Axel blocks it so Sheamus connects with a rolling fireman's carry slam instead and hits a Brogue Kick for the win. Awesome match. Let's see Curtis Axel in singles matches more. THIS CROWD IS GLORIOUSLY PERFECT!!! Keep chanting CM PUNK!
- Batista comes to the ring but Alberto Del Rio cuts him off, and he tells Batista he should put his own things on hold because they have unfinished business. Batista says they don't have any issue, but Alberto says he was here fighting while Batista was off doing movies. Alberto says Batista is afraid of him and he is going to hurt him, and he will make Batista beg for mercy, but Batista tries to stop him. Batista says he's not sure what the problem is, but Alberto takes a cheap shot at him and stomps him before hitting the ropes. Batista jumps up and clotheslines him, then he runs at him but Alberto rolls under the ropes and runs away as Batista dares him to come back. Welp...
7th Match: The Wyatt Family vs Xavier Woods/R-Truth/Dolph Ziggler
Winner: The Wyatt Family
-The Shield cuts a promo on The Wyatt Family. I literally died laughing when Dean said, "Now listen up Bonehead". This feud between The Shield & The Wyatt family is good for business
8th Match: Naomi vs Aksana
Winner: Naomi
-Naomi whips Aksana and shakes her butt, then she connects with a full nelson bomb before she elbows Aksana in the face. Aksana slams her down and kicks her, then she applies a grounded headscissors but Naomi breaks it and knocks her down before hitting a moonsault for the win. Alicia Fox jumps in the ring and tries to attack, but Cameron runs in and dropkicks her before Naomi hits the Rear View. AJ has been Divas Champion for 232 days. Naomi has sooooo much potential as a diva wrestler, she deserves alot of credit. People don't see that at all. How about now Jackasses!? This match was great.
9th Match: Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan
Winner: Daniel Bryan
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-OMFG!!! This match was incredible!!!! He did it for Punk (yes i just said that. Fight me!!!) Randy Orton and Corporate Kane beats up on poor Daniel Bryan. Smh. I also like the fact that NO ONE came out to help Daniel Bryan. Like what the hell yo?!
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