1st Match: Jack Swagger vs Rusev
Winner: Rusev
2nd Match: Cesaro vs Rob Van Dam
Winner: Cesaro
-Now why would Cesaro take Sheamus' title like a scared bitch? Lol and then threw it back at him & ran...like dude what the fuck?!?!
3rd Match: Natalya vs Paige
Winner: Paige
-This became a turn on scene for me...my ovaries glowed & exploded at the same time. After the match, AJ comes out and skips around the ring, distracting Paige, and Nattie drops Paige with a clothesline before AJ gets in the ring. She helps Paige up and smiles, and she says Paige called them ‘frenemies’, but she wasn’t being as sincere as she is going to be now. AJ hugs her and Paige pushes her away, then AJ awkwardly asks for a handshake, and kisses her hand. Paige, obviously creeped out, shakes her away, then AJ smiles and skips away. THE FEELS!!!! Somewhere Bayley is crying tears & randomly ripping up pics of her with AJ/Paige separately. Poor Bayleaf
-Anyways here come Corporate Candy Kane. Kane comes out for a eulogy of Dean Ambrose, but he says it’s not to say goodbye to anyone, but he wants to celebrate the future of Seth Rollins. He welcomes Rollins to the ring and Rollins says fear wasn’t holding Ambrose back, but he had to prove The Authority always wins. Rollins says it’s no secret that the cinder blocks were placed at ringside on purpose, and Ambrose’s career can always be summed up with the words ‘what if?’. He says Ambrose should have walked away and learned from this, because it’s highly likely that they never see Dean Ambrose again. Rollins says he’s the one who created and destroyed The Shield, then Roman Reigns makes his way out and fights Kane at ringside. Kane tries to fight back but Reigns punches him and whips him into the steps, then Reigns tackles Rollins in the corner and whips him into the podium. Reigns hits him with the podium and clotheslines him, then he sets up for a Superman punch but Kane pulls him out of the ring. Well....
4th Match: The Dust Brothers vs The Usos
Winner: The Uses
-After the match, Goldust calls The Usos out and says they should be ashamed for winning by an intentional countout, and they want a rematch. He says this was their one shot at the titles, then Jimmy says his brother is hurt, and they don’t quit. Goldust says he wants a rematch right now, then they attack both Usos and send them out of the ring. Like how cool would it be if Alexa Bliss was Goldust & Stardust's valet? And Naomi could be The Usos valet? Yup, WWE should have been hired my adorkable self. I have that gift!!!
-Seth Rollins is complaining to Kane about what Roman Reigns did, and he says Reigns is too stupid to realize what he did. He says what happened to Dean Ambrose will happen to him, then Rollins says he and Kane will face Reigns tonight, and take him out for good. Oh like Seth didn't screw Roman over. Keep in mind, remember when Seth turned hell on The Shield on THAT Monday Night Raw, yeah..long story short, Roman is STILL pissed about getting hit in the back with that chair.
5th Match: Damien Sandow vs Dolph Ziggler
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
-I am assuming before the match, Miz comes out and says he is a Hollywood celebrity, and his stunt double will be playing the role of Miz in this match, Damien Miz-dow!
-Lawler welcomes Nikki and Brie Bella to the ring to try and work out their differences, and Nikki mocks Brie for coming out to the same entrance music. Brie says she could have the music, and she wants to make things right, because she loves her family and she thought she did the right thing. Brie says she quit because she was standing by her husband, and she really is sorry, but Nikki calls it a load of crap. Nikki says the fans might be stupid enough to believe her but she doesn’t, because Brie wants the spotlight and she never cared about Nikki. Brie denies it but Nikki says this is all an act, and Brie has always held her back so she is so done with all of this. Wait! THERE'S MORE! Nikki runs the fans down before attacking Brie’s personal life, and she says Brie is loved because she is Mrs. Daniel Bryan, but Brie used to steal all of her boyfriends. Nikki says she is telling the truth and Brie abandoned her, and Brie sat home and watched on TV while she got put in handicap matches and attacked. Nikki continues to scream at Brie and Lawler tries to intervene, but Nikki calls him an old man
and tells him to get lost. Nikki tells Brie she doesn’t have a sister and she wishes Brie died in the room, then she pulls Brie’s hair and slaps her. She shoves Brie over a chair and hits her a few times, then Lawler and a few referees finally separate them and Brie cries as Nikki walks away. Nikki slayed in this segment, but Brie I love you girl, but your acting has got to be better!! I'm sorry
6th Match: Seth Rollins & Kane vs Roman Reigns
Winner: Roman Reigns
7th Match: Los Matadores vs Slater Gator
Winner: Los Matadores
8th Match: Bo Dallas vs Kofi Kingston
Winner: Bo Dallas
9th Match: John Cena vs Bray Wyatt
Winner: John Cena
10th Match: John Cena, Big Show & Mark Henry vs The Wyatt Family
Winner: John Cena, Big Show & Mark Henry
-Raw was okay, but some stuff was trash. Breaking Bad won Emmy's last night. GOAT show!