-Corporate Kane comes out and tells Roman Reigns he was impressive in beating him last week, because that’s almost like beating two men at once. He says The Authority wants to put that theory to test, because Reigns is going to face two men, Rybaxel, right now.
1st Match: Roman Reigns vs Rybaxel
Winner: Roman Reigns
-After the match, Roman Reigns talks to Renee Young in the ring and says he’s taking everything from Randy Orton this Sunday, and a Viper can’t bite when he knocks his fangs out. Kane finds Orton backstage and tells him Orton will also be tested, because Reigns is a huge challenge for him this Sunday. Kane tells Orton he will fight Sheamus tonight, because it’s best for business.
2nd Match: Rob Van Dam vs Seth Rollins
Winner: Seth Rollins
-During the match, Ambrose tears through the giant gift box and tackles him, then he beats him down on the way to the ring and chases him into the crowd. Ambrose says Rollins should run while he can, because he isn’t going anywhere on Sunday, and he will make sure he gets his money’s worth. Snizzap!
-Stephanie McMahon comes out to announce she has a confession, and she talks about Daniel Bryan aggresively rehabbing to return to WWE to compete. She brings up his physical therapist and shows a picture, then says she’s here and has the therapist, Megan, enter the ring to speak. Megan says she knows Daniel and Brie, and they have gotten along and had dinner together, but her boyfriend left her and she can’t be Daniel’s therapist anymore. She implies she had a fling with Daniel, then Stephanie presses her and Megan flat out states she had an affair with him. Stephanie hugs her and consoles her, then Brie storms to the ring and demands answers, and Stephanie taunts her and says Daniel threw her away like trash. Stephanie says Megan called Brie a dead fish and bragged about sleeping with Daniel, then Brie tackles her and punches her in the face. Stephanie tries to get away but Brie puts her in the YES Lock, then she tries to make her tap before some agents finally run out and break them up. Stephanie screams at her and says this isn’t waiting until Summerslam, and they will finish this tonight! WOW!!! This segment was GOLD! YASSSS QUEENS SLAAAAAYYYY!!!!
3rd Match: Jack Swagger vs Cesaro
Winner: Jack Swagger
-Earlier today of Michael Cole standing near Bray Wyatt and Chris Jericho, and Bray tells Cole that he can leave. Bray talks about Jericho just wanting to live up to his father, and he says he filled a void by becoming a savior. He says the problem, is that Jericho didn’t save anyone, let alone himself. Bray says he hears screaming when he sleeps and he’s no savior, but he does help people and he has the real answer. He says he needs to hurt people to help them, and he’s hurt a lot of people, so he doesn’t face consequences for this and he hates everything around him. Bray says he’s a monster and Jericho exemplifies weakness, so Bray’s smile will be the last thing he ever sees at Summerslam. Jericho says the one thing he is more than anything, is a survivor, and he doesn’t know what face he’ll show Bray at Summerslam, but he will shut him up for good.
4th Match: AJ Lee vs Eva Marie
Winner: Eva Marie
-During the match, Paige interrupts the match and skips down to the ring. AJ continues to attack with a clothesline to Eva, then she stares down Paige, and Eva steals it with a rollup. Paige gets a mic and says she knew AJ would be mad at her, but she wrote an apology. Paige recites a rhyming poem, and says they have a love hate relationship, but she’s leaving Summerslam with the title. AJ gets pissed and throws Eva into the commentary table, then she hits her a few times and throws her into the barricade before leaving. Ouch!
-Here comes WWE's Lord & Savior (No not Jericho...its Cena) John Cena comes out and says Brock Lesnar will conquer him and beat him down… if you believe Paul Heyman. He says Brock will not win, because that means he would have to lose, and that’s not happening because Brock doesn’t deserve the championship. Cena says one day he will lose, but it’s not going to be Sunday, and he doesn’t like Brock for being an ungrateful, selfish bully. He says he’s heard everything the fans on both sides have said, but he still comes out with a smile on his face. Cena says they always ask about when he ‘turns’, and stops being about what’s right to unleash hell, so he will do what it takes. Cena says he will transform on Sunday and give them all what they want, because he will keep his title away from Brock at Summerslam. Cena says he heard everything Paul Heyman said tonight, and if this is Brock’s house, he’s the stranger standing in it. Cena dares Brock to come kick him out of the ring, and mocks Brock for bitching out, then he says he has an answer for Heyman. Cena says he will do the conquering this Sunday, and he is the one to beat ‘the one’, and the champ is here.
-Here goes Brie Bella comes to the ring ready for a match, but Stephanie McMahon comes out and says she actually does have to wait for Summerslam to fight. She says Megan the physical therapist has decided to press charges against Brie, then some detectives come out and handcuff her and read her Miranda rights. Stephanie taunts her and says she should be careful, then Brie is escorted out and Stephanie says this is a lesson that ‘what goes around, comes around....the fuck is up here?!?! Damn, karma is a bitch.
5th Match: Dolph Ziggler vs Heath Slater
Winner: Heath Slater
6th Match: Sheamus vs Randy Orton
Winner: Randy Orton
-Happy Birthday Hulkster!!!! Everyone comes out to the stage for Hulk Hogan’s birthday celebration, then Mean Gene and Jimmy Hart welcome Hulk to the ring. They play a highlight reel from Hulk’s career, then Hulk says this is all amazing and he is speechless for the first time. Gene says he thinks that will change and Hulk gets the crowd to pop, then he cuts a promo on the WWE Network before a few special guests are announced. Ric Flair, ‘Mr. Wonderful’ Paul Orndorff, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall all come out, and Hall says he’s glad they are here, but he needs to take a survey. He gets a big pop when he says they came to see Hulk in the nWo colors, then Hulk tears off his red tank top to reveal a black and white top. Nash starts singing happy birthday when Brock Lesnar cuts them off, and he gets in everyone’s face as Heyman taunts them all. Brock says the party’s over, grandpa, then John Cena runs out for the save, and challenges Brock to fight, but Brock smirks and walks away. Gah damn it Lesnar! Ummmm...yeah, maybe we should have waited till AFTER Brock left the arena to have the party. It was only the logical explanation. Anyways, I think AJ did the fans a favor when she mainly took out Eva Marie.. (ouch!) Brie getting arrested?! umm yeah D-Bry!? you gots some 'splaining to do!