-RIP Mae Young, you will be greatly missed.
-Let's kick off Friday Night Smackdown. Michael Cole, The Miz and JBL are on commentary. Here comes New Age Outlaws and they do their usual intros. Awesome as always. Here comes the WWE Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes and Goldust coming down the ramp to get ready for their match.
1st Match: New Age Outlaws vs The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes & Goldust)
Winner: New Age Outlaws
-Here comes Vickie Guerrero interrupting the match near the end and said that it would be every man for himself in the Royal Rumble match. Brother vs. Brother, and friend vs. friend. So it would appear that, in addition to the tag champions being in the Rumble, the Outlaws will also participate. Billy Gunn rolled up Cody for the win. Yes i would definitely watch the Royal Rumble, even though i had already planned for it. Who cares, I AM STILL WATCHING IT! But still, Vickie why couldn't wait till AFTER the match to announce this. Also, Cody Rhodes look hot (saying this for one of my followers ;))
-Renee Young is looking beautiful as always. CM Punk is planning on calling out The Shield later on tonight. Ya think after getting speared by Reigns a bunch of times, Punk doesn't give up. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
-Here comes those orgasms over that Batista returns promo. Lawd...*faints into excitement*
-Here is Paul Heyman cutting a promo about Brock Lesnar beating Big Show at the Rumble PPV. Show cuts him off and chases Heyman out of the ring. Show says he was a Paul Heyman Guy before being a Heyman Guy was "cool", and promises to knock out Lesnar in a few weeks. Yikes, like a Beast vs Beast match in my eyes. *wipes tears from eyes* its a dream come true.
-Recap of the Rey Mysterio/Alberto Del Rio match from Monday Night Raw. Rey tells Del Rio that he's worried about Batista coming to Raw on Monday when Del Rio is supposed to be worried about Rey tonight. Kicking off the match.
2nd Match: Rey Mysterio vs Alberto Del Rio
Winner: Rey Mysterio
-Rey with the roll up, and Del Rio attacks Rey, and he give him the cross armbreaker. Damn. Typical Del Rio.
-Recap of the Divas tag team match between AJ Lee/Tamina vs The Funkadactyl. Today marks the 215th day that AJ Lee has been Divas Champion. She is now #1 GO AJ!
3rd Match: Naomi vs Tamina
Winner: Naomi
-It makes me sad to see all these memories with Mae Young. Awww :'( she lived such a long life. RIP Mae Young, you are joined by your friend The Fabulous Moolah
-Recap of The Wyatt family & Daniel Bryan from Monday Night Raw. No one has won the crowd over like Daniel Bryan did. Pure gold. Aaaand here comes the creepy family...oops i meant The Wyatt Family. You think they are upset with the incident from Raw this past Monday? Yeah, i think so too. Bray cuts a promo about growing up and Sister Abigail. He says he tried to give Daniel Bryan a chance to be reborn, but instead he will burn. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS SISTER ABIGAIL NONSENSE?!? I will take a shot of vodka for any time he says the words Sister Abigail. Also, i am banking on a Daniel Bryan vs Bray Wyatt Inferno match. *fingers crossed*
- CM Punk is back again for another backstage segment, he again calls out The Shield AND the New Age Outlaws... JESUS CHRIST PUNK! He says it's a chance for The Authority to do whatever they want to do. Oh boy....is this setting up a feud between CM Punk, The Authority, New Age Outlaws AND The Shield...poor Punk can never catch a break. GIVE THIS MAN WHAT HE WANTS!
-The Bella Twins introducing the next match, and they are pronouncing Fandango's name.
4th Match: Big E Langston vs Fandango
Winner: Big E Langston
-This is the year of Big E Lanston for sure, mad potential from him. Love the direction he is going
-The Shield is with Renee Young. Hahaha at this whole segment. I'm crying actual tears @ how Dean was holding his heart after Renee asked him about Seth Rollins if ever came down to Dean throwing him or Roman over the top rope at Royal Rumble and go off to headline Wrestlemania. This could be good.
-Poor Zeb Colter, Cesaro and Swagger were gonna let that poor man roll down the ramp. I wanted to laugh so bad, because they were yelling at each other. Then we had to see how exactly Zeb got hurt from Raw this past Monday.
5th Match: The Usos vs Real Americans
Winner: The Usos
-Zeb Colter is in a wheelchair after being punched by Big Show on Raw *requotes JBL on saying "Don't do it, Big Show! He's a grandfather from Raw this past Monday*
- CM Punk comes down to the ring and says (with no hesitation) that The Authority is a bunch of cowards. Punk says when talks, he tells the truth. WHEN HE TALK, WE LISTEN! He trashes Triple H for hiding behind his wife....WOW! which brings out The Shield. While Reigns, Rollins and Ambrose is coming through the crowd, here comes New Age Outlaws coming down the ramp and surrounds the ring. Kane comes out and tells everyone to stand down and says The Authority doesn't want this and informs Punk that he is in the Rumble match because they want him to be in the main event of WrestleMania. He says his new primary directive is to make sure Punk gets all the respect he deserves....didn't Kane say this on Raw this past Monday???? Punk trash talks Kane calling him a "sellout suck up" OOOHHHH!!!! Kane tells New Age Outlaws and The Shield to attack Punk, but Punks fends them off from coming inside thr ring. Here comes Kane coming into the ring, and hits the chokeslam on CM Punk to end Smackdown. So Kane.....how long till you become The Monster again? I'm waiting...i am patiently waiting...like really waiting.
-10/10 for my Smackdown rating. Royal Rumble is gonna be sick!