Welcome to Impact Wrestling. Where boredom strikes some of its fans, because of the matches i guess. But thats just me tho.
-Recap of Magnus winning the TNA World title. And last weeks backlash of AJ Styles/Magnus
-Let's kick off Impact shall we, here come Dixie Carter and she calls out AJ Styles. Styles comes down to the ring. AJ says she has a lot of confidence in her paper champion, but she also had confidence in her last champion, so he won't take anything she says to heart. LMAO! Gotta love AJ. He says he will be the only champion in TNA when the night is over, and he has friends in the back who will make sure this goes the right way. AJ says they all hate her, but Dixie says tonight is when he is broken, and AJ asks how she will do it. Magnus comes out and asks Dixie to leave the ring, then he tells AJ it's the last time he'll be called a paper champion because AJ's time is over. He says the last time he saw AJ he ran away with the title, and he had a great run, but it all comes to an end because he will be left standing tall. GAH DAMN!!! He says he will be proud of himself and the eleven years it took to win this title, and asks what Dixie will do once Magnus stops kissing her ass. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH alrighty then, this feud is good. Even tho AJ has that one day contract (which in his defense is pathetically stupid.)
1st Match: Eric Young/Joseph Park vs BroMans
Winner: BroMans
- Eric Young is shown running outside with ODB in his arms, then Sting asks what happened, but Eric says he's going to the hospital and Sting goes to find answers.
-Gunner and James Storms are in the ring. Gunner says he beat Storm fair and square, so Storm can keep his ego because he is just fine keeping his title shot briefcase. Storm says he knows how to fix this and tells Gunner to hang his case back above the ring, because he doesn't think it happens again. YES YES YES!!!! I'll see this match.
2nd Match: Samoa Joe vs EC3
Winner: No Contest
During the match, Rockstar Spud runs out and grabs Joe's legs, then runs away as Joe chases him. Ethan hits Joe from behind as the ref rings the bell, but Ethan and Spud attack Joe's knees again before taunting him as they head backstage. Joe is shown being helped to the trainer's room as Sting finds more people attacked, then Sting finds Dixie Carter and starts screaming at her. He says all of AJ Styles' friends are knocked out and attacked, and he calls it a strange occurance before saying she has gone too far.
3rd Match: Kurt Angle vs Bad Influence
Winner: Kurt Angle
- Dixie comes out and says leave the cage up. Bobby Roode comes in and is told he has a cage match tonight. Roode assumes it’s with Angle but it’s against Sting. Bobby freaks out as you would expect him to. Dixie promises to have him covered. hmmmm, i don't like the sound of that. Uh-Oh! Be careful Sting. Al Snow comes up in a car and tells Kurt Angle that he has an emergency, so he needs to get to the airport. I don't like this either.
4th Match: Bobby Roode vs Sting
Winner: Bobby Roode
-Segment with Ken Anderson & Bully Ray. Bully Ray wants his loneliness to encompass Anderson’s life. Next week is Genesis, or the beginning, but it means the end for Anderson. He talks about Anderson throwing the Aces and 8′s colors in the coffin and tells Anderson to go look at what’s in there now. And he sees baby clothes??????? OKAY this is scaring me now.
- Sting comes into Dixie’s office and says it takes more than that to put him down. Dixie says it’s contract season and implies that she’ll pay Sting to side with her. DON'T DO IT STING!!!
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
5th Match: AJ Styles vs Magnus
Winner: Magnus
-WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's how you know Dixie got dirty. Because doesn't anyone think this was all just a coincidence??? Poor AJ, but hey Magnus is heel looks pretty cool. Just saying.
Shakita's Opinion: Yes, my opinions will matter on these recaps. Don't like it, don't read. In my opinion, AJ helped make TNA alot better back in the day before the Hogan/Bischoff era. When Jeff Jarrett was there, we had people like, Traci Brooks, Alex Shelley, Brian Kendrick, Kharma, Angelina Love, Wynter, Rob Terry, Crimson, Sarita, Taylor Wilde, Hamada, Jacqueline, Tara etc. See?!? What happened now? Budget cuts, people being released etc. I do honestly hope that TNA can make ALOT of changes.....and i mean ALOT of changes. Until that happens, well i don't know.